God must be a UNIX Administrator.

Adobe reader will talk to you check it out.

Stop reading PDF and start listening.
Here is how to listen from a pdf.
You can listen/Audible to any PDF /word instead of reading with Adobe
Reader 7 .0 Or 6.0, and the short cut is:
Ctrl+shift+b – to hear the entire Document
Ctrl+shift+v – to hear the page
Ctrl+shift+c – to resume
Ctrl+shift+e – to stop
Open any PDF File and test. Sweet. Perhaps that’s why the adobe reader is so bloated.

Then there was the soy sauce in the diet coke bottle. May I just say I wish I hadn’t of deleted that video (or did I?). Straight to YouTube <-[Not a link to the video] and a million hits later. Of course my conscious got the best of me on that one. Never posted it.

My prank I did last April was the ever popular vbscript that makes the user think he has a virus and reboots the crap out of the pc.  When you send that out over the corporate network and the WAN team freaks out it becomes more of an issue then. Of course I still to this day have no Idea who would do that. ::snicker::

If you haven’t seen the screensaver of the blue screen of death then be careful of your nearest geek with network privileges.

I must say it can be a little dangerous being my friend come April 1st time. If you are you should just call in sick or turn off your pc and related servers.

Speaking of server pranks don’t do a INIT 0 command on a enterprise Unix Server in the middle of the day especially when the server is off site like in another state. Like I said I do not know who would do that… Certainly not me. ::snicker:: ::shrug::

This post I should probably not let go public but what the crap maybe it will give your prank friend something to chew on.

Try this little cheesy vbscript to make your windows OS(XP-Windows7):

CODE-

The MikeDopp original Script:

or call it the template

Dim msg, sapi
msg=InputBox("Enter your text","Talk it")
Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
sapi.Speak msg

The JoeLevi script:

Dim msg, sapi
msg="All our times have come Here but now they’re gone Seasons don’t fear the reaper Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain We can be  like they are Come on baby,  Don’t fear the Reaper Baby take my hand,  Don’t fear the Reaper We’ll be able to fly,  Don’t fear the Reaper Baby I’m your man,  Valentine is done Here but now they’re gone Romeo and Juliet Are together in eternity,  Romeo and Juliet 40,000 men and women everyday,  Like Romeo and Juliet 40,000 men and women everyday,  Redefine happiness Another 40,000 coming everyday, We can be like they are Come on baby,  Don’t fear the Reaper Baby take my hand,  Don’t fear the Reaper We’ll be able to fly,  Don’t fear the Reaper Baby I’m your man,  Love of two is one Here but now they’re gone Came the last night of sadness And it was clear we couldn’t go on The door was open and the wind appeared The candles blew and then disappeared The curtains flew then he appeared Saying don’t be afraid Come on baby,  And we had no fear And we ran to him,  Then we started to fly We looked backward and said goodbye We had become like they are We had taken his hand We had become like they are Come on baby, don’t fear the reaper"
Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
sapi.

Speak msg

Save as tts.vbs and run of course for a test then, using Windows Task Scheduler setup this script to start on startup or every minute until the poor sap(prankee) gets sick of it.

Of course there are a ton of great things you can do to prank co-workers and friends and this is a just a sample of things that I know have been done. ::snicker::

Have fun make sure you leave me a comment on how well this worked for you!

-Mike

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
2. A day without sunshine is, like, night
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
11. Remember half the people you know are below average.
12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it
remains?
13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
14. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
20. I intend to live forever – so far so good.
21. Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back.
22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
26. Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
27. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane and
going the wrong way.
28. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you
tried.
29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
30. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need
it.
31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
34. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness
of the bread.
38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
ability to reach it.
39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many
is research.
40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
principles.
41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
43. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch
up.
46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
48. Get a new car for your spouse – it’ll be a great trade!
49. Plan to be spontaneous – tomorrow.
50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
51. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
52. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand…
53. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
54. If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.

Open Notepad and type:

text1=msgbox("your text here",52,"your title here")

You can write as many text message boxes as you want. The many you write the many pop-ups will appear.

2. Save the text as popup.vbs. Be sure the change the ‘Save as Type‘ to ‘All Files‘ .

3. You can use scary messages to make a prank to your friends, like:

text1=msgbox("Virus Detected",52,"Warning: VIRUS")
text2=msgbox("Virus is installing on your system",52,"Installing…")
text3=msgbox("Virus is installing on your system",52,"Installing…")
4. When you click on popup.vbs you will receive on your screen something like this:

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